The only exception, with my penis. ;) 

sassy-paul:

nigelthegooddog:

404jimmypagenotfound:

brb-conqueringmordor:

mrrightandmrbubble:

i-love-it-but-i-hate-the-taste:

bigmetotalkaboutit:

Even Flow with my penis

xD

Better Man with my penis

You Think I Ain’t Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire with my penis

…well

stranger things have happened with my penis…

I know the feel.

You Could Be Mine with my penis.

Run For Your Life With my penis
Jesus crust

Nothing else matters with my penis

paperbeatsscissors:

Triple Red Shell

I know it seems like the King Shell is the obvious choice as a weapon from Mario Kart, but if I was really honest, I’d have to say that the Triple Red is my most desired weapon to get on Mario Kart… unless I’m playing Double Dash. The TRS is awesome because not only do you have three chances to annihilate other racers with homing shells, but before you use them they circle your kart like a shield, AND you can pick up another item!

Surely you can see my point, no one. Good, I’m glad we agree.